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Shut Everything Down - Barack Obama Just Won The Internet
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Shut Everything Down - Barack Obama Just Won The Internet
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ROFLOL

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Shut Everything Down - Barack Obama Just Won The Internet
So Trump said you need ID to shop.
Is that true?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKWNsVlc3dc


I suspect he is just lying. But I could be wrong.



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RE: Shut Everything Down - Barack Obama Just Won The Internet
(August 4, 2018 at 4:17 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: So Trump said you need ID to shop.
Is that true?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKWNsVlc3dc


I suspect he is just lying. But I could be wrong.

No, you don't need a photo ID to buy groceries.  But I don't think it is a 'lie' as such, not in the sense that it was a statement he made while knowing it to be false.  I think he believed it when he said it, it's just that he's just so hopelessly out of touch with real life.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Shut Everything Down - Barack Obama Just Won The Internet
He wasn't lying this time, the Cheeto is just that fucking stupid and out of touch with reality.

Obama is on point, as usual. Man I miss his humor and classiness.
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RE: Shut Everything Down - Barack Obama Just Won The Internet
WAKE UP PLAID PEOPLE!
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RE: Shut Everything Down - Barack Obama Just Won The Internet
Far be it for me to acknowledge that trump’s lies could be less than totally false by accident, but if you want to pay for your groceries with a credit card you may need to show ID.
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RE: Shut Everything Down - Barack Obama Just Won The Internet
Only if your groceries include things like cigarettes and beer.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Shut Everything Down - Barack Obama Just Won The Internet
(August 4, 2018 at 9:46 am)Chad32 Wrote: Only if your groceries include things like cigarettes and beer.

No, in some states you need to show ID to pay with credit card.
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RE: Shut Everything Down - Barack Obama Just Won The Internet
(August 4, 2018 at 9:47 am)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(August 4, 2018 at 9:46 am)Chad32 Wrote: Only if your groceries include things like cigarettes and beer.

No, in some states you need to show ID to pay with credit card.

I didn't know that. Ok.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Shut Everything Down - Barack Obama Just Won The Internet
And that's to reduce loss due to stolen cards. It's not to make sure you're a REAL AMERICAN before you buy your Ben & Jerry's.
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