(April 4, 2021 at 8:38 am)Nomad Wrote:(April 3, 2021 at 9:46 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Parody thread.
Have fun!
Thread title is completely wrong. As every student of the true history of Middle Earth knows, Gerontius Took, the first Took, is the true progenitor of the Hobbits.
It is indeed wrong, but not for the reason you state - the first Hobbit to take the name of ‘Took’ was Isumbras Took, the 13th Thain Of The Shire. He preceded Gerontius by some 700 years, and was not the progenitor of the Hobbits.
The title is wrong because the oldest hobbit was Sméagol.
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