Your Parodies (with apologies to Dr. Seuss)
I do not like your parodies,
I wish you would stop making these.
The use of meter you eschew,
Your syllables are much too few.
All your rhymes are strained at best,
Your scansion does not pass the test.
The points you try are seldom clear -
These things offend both eye and ear.
So cease at once these dreadful tries.
When you write poems, Jesus cries.
Boru
I do not like your parodies,
I wish you would stop making these.
The use of meter you eschew,
Your syllables are much too few.
All your rhymes are strained at best,
Your scansion does not pass the test.
The points you try are seldom clear -
These things offend both eye and ear.
So cease at once these dreadful tries.
When you write poems, Jesus cries.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
