How very dare you insinuate that I'm not real!
Without getting too technical, because I live in a different realm, I need to use an intermediary to communicate with you mere mortals.
This is also why I sent my dropkick son to you guys ages ago.
I haven't actually bothered to check on him. I trust he's doing well.
Your unconditional friend: Yahwey. (ps, for just $10/week I can come and visit you in hell every now and then)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Know God, Know fear.