Do you remember ‘penis inspection day’ at school?

[Rev. Rye]

Yeah, lol, I bet they're gonna start paying bajillions any minute now for girls soccer, or what have you. It's gonna be really super duper important to safeguard all of that new money from the ball carriers who might want to exploit their newfound interests, by having reassignment surgery or getting into hormone therapy.

To be fair, they are running out of vulnerable minority groups that they can legally harass. People of Colour have civil rights; gay people now enjoy most, if not all, of the same privileges that straight people do; feminism has gone far enough that they're losing any justification to keep women within the old boundaries of "Kinder, Küche, Kirche"; who else is there?

And before you say "maybe try not shitting on vulnerable minorities," remember that performative cruelty is not only a crucial element of the right's rhetoric currently, it's pretty much their sole basis for morality at this point.