The funniest and scariest religious video your eyes will ever see

[Rev. Rye]

In the immortal words of Amy Winehouse, what kind of fuckery is this?
PROTIP: People listen to Friday because it's ridiculously bad, not because they hope to get some moral values from it. If you can't do a song that can stand on its own as a piece of entertainment or art, then why bother?

Besides, whoever's singing it seems to have at least an iota of talent. At least she's got more talent than Rebecca Black does. She's definitely sandbagging herself. She could probably prove herself to be a decent singer if she could sing decent songs.

And seriously, bringing their own Bibles to Church? These megachurches may be different, but from all the services I've been dragged to, the churches usually provide their own bibles and the congregation rarely ever opens it.

They don't want time to fly, but they think that church can be fun. And here I thought that time flies when you're having fun.

And, seriously, those aren't pews. Those are chairs. These are pews:


And I don't think there's a person in the goddam country who doesn't know that stuff goes on in a church. And what's with that part in the rap bridge where they just name stuff they're seeing?

Trees, swans, capes, a horse/ Triangles, witches, a different horse/ Two horses. Come to think of it, the whole video reminds me of that SNL Bit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq65hlbxdmk