A Healthy Alternative to Birthday Cake

[brewer]

https://garlicdelight.com/silken-tofu-ch...ke/#recipe

Tofu is one of those things that people can’t seem to stop lying about.

-‘It tastes just like [whatever actual food they’re trying to pass it off as]!’

-‘You won’t be able to tell the difference!’ (A man whose taste buds have been atrophied by a wasp plasma leak could tell the difference.)

-‘It’s better for you!’ (Not if I can’t gag it down it isn’t.)

-‘It’s a great source of protein!’ (Same objection.)

And on and on. Don’t serve me a textured soybean patty on a bun and call it ‘a hamburger’.

Boru

Never said it was a good alternative. I thought Ten wanted to create a little discontent. (I want everyone to have a horrible time being healthy on my special ego day)