"Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread

[Rev. Rye]

So, you ever get that feeling when you're just going about your business and your wife gets a letter from the father of a girl you dated and screwed in high school claiming he got God to age you rapidly and turn him into that one episode of the Ricky Gervais show where Karl suggests people age in reverse?

I'd respond that it was the daughter who stole *his* honor.

The sexism in this nonsense is abhorrent.

And now after thinking about it and doing a little math, I can’t help but find it absurd that this guy’s method of revenge is to turn himself into a prepubescent child. Or maybe an early teenager. And now I find myself imagining a movie where an old man who looks like he’s 77 when he’s really 28 has to get revenge on a man who looks like he’s in the single digits but is actually in his mid-50s for turning them both that way. Honestly, this whole plan gets dumber the more you think about it. If it doesn’t work, you’re a petty asshole for ruminating this much on your daughter popping her cherry like you were waiting for the right time to do it yourself. If it does work, you’ve basically turned yourself into a third grader.