The Assumption of Mary

[DevoutAgnostic]

Maybe the assumption that leads to the fireworks was that Mary had an orgasm. But come on, that's GOT to be a part of the story. I mean, drowning almost every living thing on earth because some people aren't following his ten little rules is one thing, but imagine what it would do to God's reputation if he were going around knocking up teenagers without even giving them orgasms.