Marxism, what you got?

[Spongebob]

I don't think I'm dumb, but if you think I'm dumb now, you would've thought I was retarded back when I was in school. I didn't start using the Internet until I was 18 years old, when my parents bought me a laptop. I feel like using the Internet, activated dormant parts of my brain. I feel a lot smarter now than I did back in school. But when it comes to defining words, I tend to settle on my own definition of them. I know that might not be the most "intellectual" way, but defining things my own way, makes me feel smart.

So many things here... Let's see, you make up your own definitions to words, which makes you feel smart.  You think that the Internet woke up your brain (but not the part that understands punctuation).  You practically labeled yourself as retarded "back" when you were in school.  Not much to work with here.  Not much at all.