"I might glorify my bill of fare until I was tired; but after all, the Scotchman would shake his head and say, 'Where's your haggis?' and the Fijian would sigh and and say, 'Where's your missionary?'" (Mark Twain)
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)