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Change a word, ruin a quote
#1
Change a word, ruin a quote
Here's a game I've been following on twitter. The rules are complicated, but in summary, you have to completely change the meaning of a famous quote by altering just one word. viz:

If at first you don't succeed, try, try a gin.

Use the gun, Luke.

Give me liberty or give me meth!

THIS! IS! PRADA!

Your go.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#2
RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
Totally going off of advertising slogans, here goes...

Just do me

Got beer?
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#3
RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
Monty Python already gave us my favorite:

"Blessed are the cheese makers?!?"
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#4
RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
A long time ago, in a lavatory far, far away...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#5
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Home is where the fart is.
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#6
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I wondered lonely as a crowd.

Of all the gin joints in all the world you had to walk into this wall.

(March 25, 2015 at 1:45 pm)abaris Wrote: Home is where the fart is.

Too true I'm afraid.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#7
RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
A frustrated, constipated Gertrude: More matter with less fart.
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#8
RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
One does not simply walk into a door.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#9
RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
You can catch more flies with the dead than with vinegar.

"To be, or not to be a jackass, that is the question.

(March 25, 2015 at 1:51 pm)Stimbo Wrote: One does not simply walk into a door.

One does not simply make a few pieces of bacon.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#10
RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
Let's do the Timelord again!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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