"Give your money to God and he (god) will give it back to you tenfold, yea even 100 fold."
-Spend your money on beer instead. Drink it.
"Women must be submissive to their husbands"
- Take a drink and, in sympathy, offer the man's wife a drink.
"I have a word from God. He wants you to _____."
-Take a drink.
-Spend your money on beer instead. Drink it.
"Women must be submissive to their husbands"
- Take a drink and, in sympathy, offer the man's wife a drink.
"I have a word from God. He wants you to _____."
-Take a drink.
I have studied the Bible and the theology behind Christianity for many years. I have been to many churches. I have walked the depth and the breadth of the religion and, as a result of this, I have a lot of bullshit to scrape off the bottom of my shoes. ~Ziploc Surprise