"Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread

[A. Secular Human]

Saw an interesting story in the NY Times this morning.  It seems that roughly 80% of deer in the wild might be infected with SARS-CoV-2.

Not a good thing to have a reservoir of infection for a deadly disease on your patio...

Of course, every infectologist will tell you not to go near wild animals. For example, most apes and monkeys have SIV which turns into HIV when it enters humans, and SIV may have previously crossed the species barrier into human hosts multiple times throughout history.

Which leads to the next question...Who in their right minds allows chickens and pigs to wander through their house?  (It's a common practice in many developing countries.)