Well if they were going to be away for a couple of weeks, I'd sprinkle lawn or bird seed on their lounge room carpet and give it some water.
There is an urban myth here about a girl whose boyfriend dumped her but neglected to take his key back before going away for a couple of weeks.
So, she sprinkled bird seed all over his shag carpet and sprayed it with water. He returned to a lawn in his lounge room. Possibly some veggies as well.
There's a nastier one where the young woman paints all of the walls, ceilings and windows black. Unlikely, too much effort . The first one is elegant in its simplicity and low cost.
Yeah, probably not true, but they should be.
There is an urban myth here about a girl whose boyfriend dumped her but neglected to take his key back before going away for a couple of weeks.
So, she sprinkled bird seed all over his shag carpet and sprayed it with water. He returned to a lawn in his lounge room. Possibly some veggies as well.
There's a nastier one where the young woman paints all of the walls, ceilings and windows black. Unlikely, too much effort . The first one is elegant in its simplicity and low cost.
Yeah, probably not true, but they should be.
