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You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?
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RE: You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?
(November 11, 2021 at 11:28 pm)Oldandeasilyconfused Wrote: Well  if they were going to be away for a couple of weeks, I'd sprinkle lawn or bird seed  on their lounge room carpet and give it some water.

There is an urban myth here about a girl whose boyfriend dumped her but neglected to take his key back before going away for a couple of weeks.
So, she sprinkled bird seed all over his shag carpet and sprayed it with water. He returned to a lawn in his lounge room. Possibly some veggies as well.

There's a nastier one where the young woman paints all of the walls, ceilings and windows black. Unlikely, too much effort . The first one is elegant in its simplicity and low cost.

Yeah, probably not true, but they should be.

Piece of cake, for the paint. I have a HVLP gun that can cover some serious square footage in short order.  I've painted entire vehicles with it, and the inside of a dwelling would be a cakewalk.
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RE: You are a specialty burglar, what would you do? - by T.J. - November 11, 2021 at 8:02 pm
RE: You are a specialty burglar, what would you do? - by Fireball - November 12, 2021 at 12:01 am
RE: You are a specialty burglar, what would you do? - by Ranjr - November 12, 2021 at 10:14 am
RE: You are a specialty burglar, what would you do? - by Ranjr - November 13, 2021 at 11:18 am



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