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You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?
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RE: You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?
November 11, 2021 at 7:18 pm
Publish their browser history online.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?
November 11, 2021 at 8:02 pm
Cancel all their TV apps.
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RE: You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?
November 11, 2021 at 8:08 pm
Disable their password manager and then go through and change all their website passwords.
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RE: You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?
November 11, 2021 at 8:45 pm
Cling wrap the toilets.
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RE: You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?
November 11, 2021 at 11:13 pm
Swap the salt and the sugar. Replace their coffee with terrible coffee.
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RE: You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?
November 11, 2021 at 11:25 pm
I plead the 5th.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?
November 11, 2021 at 11:28 pm
Well if they were going to be away for a couple of weeks, I'd sprinkle lawn or bird seed on their lounge room carpet and give it some water.

There is an urban myth here about a girl whose boyfriend dumped her but neglected to take his key back before going away for a couple of weeks.
So, she sprinkled bird seed all over his shag carpet and sprayed it with water. He returned to a lawn in his lounge room. Possibly some veggies as well.

There's a nastier one where the young woman paints all of the walls, ceilings and windows black. Unlikely, too much effort . The first one is elegant in its simplicity and low cost.

Yeah, probably not true, but they should be.
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RE: You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?
November 11, 2021 at 11:42 pm
Habanero oil in the body wash.
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RE: You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?
November 11, 2021 at 11:50 pm
And if there's any hemorrhoid creme....
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RE: You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?
November 12, 2021 at 12:01 am
(November 11, 2021 at 11:28 pm)Oldandeasilyconfused Wrote: Well  if they were going to be away for a couple of weeks, I'd sprinkle lawn or bird seed  on their lounge room carpet and give it some water.

There is an urban myth here about a girl whose boyfriend dumped her but neglected to take his key back before going away for a couple of weeks.
So, she sprinkled bird seed all over his shag carpet and sprayed it with water. He returned to a lawn in his lounge room. Possibly some veggies as well.

There's a nastier one where the young woman paints all of the walls, ceilings and windows black. Unlikely, too much effort . The first one is elegant in its simplicity and low cost.

Yeah, probably not true, but they should be.

Piece of cake, for the paint. I have a HVLP gun that can cover some serious square footage in short order.  I've painted entire vehicles with it, and the inside of a dwelling would be a cakewalk.
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