The Apologist Drinking Game

[Cinjin]

I plan on playing my Lord of the Rings drinking game with friends this evening. Should be hilarious.

For example, every time Sam says "Mr Frodo", take a drink.
When Legolas starts firing a stream of arrows, don't stop drinking until he stops.

You are usually wasted by the end of the first disk of the first film

People actually watch those horrible movies more than once?!?!?

If there really was a hell, god would have the Lord of the Rings Trilogy playing in the background for two reasons:

One: Hell is eternal and those movies should take up about that amount of time to watch.
Two: They are SOOOO BORING!!! It's hours and hours of watching different groups of people WALK AROUND! It's a documentary of people taking a fucking trip! Yeah, there's magical shit in there but who cares ... it's so god damn boring!! We GOT IT ... It's A LONG FUCKING WAY to WHERE you're FUCKING GOING!!


/rant

horrible fucking movies ... good thing you're drinking. Matter of fact, that would be the ONLY way you would even have a chance at getting me to watch that bull shit a second time. After the second one I just gave up.