Ask a woman who just turned 50.

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

As someone who is about to be 57, my only question is . .

"What are you doing on Saturday night ?"

 Watching TV until I fall asleep, which will be between 8.30 and 10.00.

However, if that's an invitation , I accept.  You'll need to pick me up because I no longer drive at night. Oh, I no longer drink, smoke, gamble  or  go out with dancing girls. Yes, I'm a barrel of laughs. 


Serious question: Have you have become socially invisible?  Usually happens to women around 40, to men around 50 in Australia.