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[Oldandeasilyconfused]

I not only still have this coat from 1977, but this is pretty much a picture of me wearing it, though slightly taller but no heavier than Topher at the time.

That's almost but not quite as bad the heavy knitted jackets made popular by Starsky and Hutch. My wife knitted one for me, even had a knitted belt  which one tied. I think I wore it twice.  Herself unpicked it and knitted me two jumpers (sweaters)