RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
December 11, 2021 at 1:36 am
(This post was last modified: December 11, 2021 at 1:37 am by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
(December 11, 2021 at 12:51 am)onlinebiker Wrote:(December 10, 2021 at 11:07 pm)Oldandeasilyconfused Wrote:
I'm reasonably confident that the Exodus never happened. That suggests that Moses never existed.
Having said that, I read somewhere the burning bush might have been a creosote bush which caught fire. Surely Moses would have been familiar with such a thing?
Seeing as we're discussing Moses; The good brothers who taught me claimed that "The Red Sea" which Moses divided was actually "The Reed Sea" and no more than six feed deep. Apparently god sent a wind, which pushed it back far enough for the Israelites to escape. Over the years, they came up with some beauties.
Creosote bush is not indigenous to the Middle East.
Oh, obviously, I didn't know that. Back to the old drawing book on that topic. Can we take it that if Moses had existed that he was a complete nutter? Along with people generally to whom god/ the virgin Mary / saints/ demons etc etc spoke.
Man speaks to god he's pious/ a moron etc. God speaks back, he's nuts.
