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RE: Ask a Mortician
November 20, 2011 at 2:17 am (This post was last modified: November 20, 2011 at 2:17 am by Minimalist.)
My favorite mortician joke:

Quote:A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest penis he had ever seen!

"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive penis. It must be saved for posterity." So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.

"I have something to show you won't believe," he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.

"Oh my God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead!"
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Ask a Mortician - by Erinome - November 5, 2011 at 3:02 am
RE: Ask a Mortician - by Kayenneh - November 5, 2011 at 6:26 am
RE: Ask a Mortician - by KichigaiNeko - November 5, 2011 at 6:38 am
RE: Ask a Mortician - by fr0d0 - November 5, 2011 at 7:01 am
Ask a Mortician - by Zen Badger - November 5, 2011 at 7:27 am
RE: Ask a Mortician - by Phaedra - November 20, 2011 at 1:57 am
RE: Ask a Mortician - by Minimalist - November 20, 2011 at 2:17 am
RE: Ask a Mortician - by padraic - November 20, 2011 at 4:03 am

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