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Ask a turtely turtle/Ask Evie
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Ask a turtely turtle/Ask Evie
Inspired by a penguin. He didn't claim copyright so... I thought I'd do the same.

Ask me anything. I may be a turtle but I don't actually know much about turtles, I'm a self-ignorant turtle. So, just make your questions about Evie if you like Hehe ... I.e. About me.

Oh, I'm not gonna give any private details of course like my full name and where I like, but other than that stuff like that... go ahead and ask me anything. Whether it's about atheism, religion, life, love, or anything else.
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RE: Ask a turtely turtle/Ask Evie
What's it like to boink another turtle ??
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#3
RE: Ask a turtely turtle/Ask Evie
Hey what's up Evie? You are a king among men. Erm, I mean, turtles.

Once in Florida my wife and I walked past a lake and saw a water turtle lying on its back in the midday sun on the sidewalk. I picked it up and carefully set it down near the shallow end of the lake (carefully for my sake, because the lake has Alligators). The turtle started paddling happily and immediately dug down into the mud. So my question is, cool eh?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Ask a turtely turtle/Ask Evie
Have you ever seen a fat turtle ??

How does that work ?? Can't retract or something ??
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Ask a turtely turtle/Ask Evie
(December 19, 2015 at 2:37 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: What's it like to boink another turtle ??

I have no idea.

(December 19, 2015 at 2:41 pm)Quantum Wrote: So my question is, cool eh?

Yes.
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RE: Ask a turtely turtle/Ask Evie
(December 19, 2015 at 2:50 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Have you ever seen a fat turtle ??

Nope.

Quote:How does that work ??  Can't retract or something ??

I don't know how it would work. How would it fit in its shell?

Retract what? Are you by any chance talking about a turtle penis? I can't tell if that's what you mean, but it sounds like something Vorlon would allude to.
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