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[Serious] Total locked in syndrome and assisted dying
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RE: Total locked in syndrome and assisted dying
When I get around to writing a will, I think I'd include stipulations that if I'm in such a condition with no real hope of ever leaving it, I'm to be given a lethal dose of morphine. Ideally, with the nurse tasked to do the honours dressed like this:



"Twisted Nerve" would be optional. Maybe just play this, with Dana Colley's saxophone coming in as soon as the first molecules of morphine enter my blood stream:




And if being given a lethal dose of morphine isn't allowed, then the only other acceptable option would be to have the mob put a hit out on me.

Remembering vividly the debacle around Terri Schiavo and her feeding tube has made me that fucking sure about it.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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Total locked in syndrome and assisted dying - by Duty - December 6, 2021 at 9:51 am
RE: Total locked in syndrome and assisted dying - by brewer - December 6, 2021 at 10:27 am
RE: Total locked in syndrome and assisted dying - by Duty - December 6, 2021 at 12:40 pm
RE: Total locked in syndrome and assisted dying - by Duty - December 6, 2021 at 12:47 pm
RE: Total locked in syndrome and assisted dying - by brewer - December 6, 2021 at 1:59 pm
RE: Total locked in syndrome and assisted dying - by Brian37 - December 6, 2021 at 2:06 pm
RE: Total locked in syndrome and assisted dying - by Duty - December 6, 2021 at 2:18 pm
RE: Total locked in syndrome and assisted dying - by brewer - December 6, 2021 at 10:34 pm
RE: Total locked in syndrome and assisted dying - by brewer - December 6, 2021 at 4:53 pm
RE: Total locked in syndrome and assisted dying - by Angrboda - December 7, 2021 at 10:09 am
RE: Total locked in syndrome and assisted dying - by brewer - December 7, 2021 at 11:51 am
RE: Total locked in syndrome and assisted dying - by Duty - January 2, 2022 at 5:54 pm
RE: Total locked in syndrome and assisted dying - by Rev. Rye - January 2, 2022 at 10:22 pm
RE: Total locked in syndrome and assisted dying - by Duty - January 7, 2022 at 9:06 am
RE: Total locked in syndrome and assisted dying - by Fireball - February 16, 2022 at 11:10 pm
RE: Total locked in syndrome and assisted dying - by Duty - January 10, 2022 at 2:40 pm

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