Life's a B****

[LEDO]

Hey, I got a problem, like I got this thing on my balls, you guys want to here about it?

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As unpopular as it may be, I agree with LEDO.

Internet forums are not the place to host pity-parties. LEDO is not alone in his opinion on the matter. Everyone's problems are worst than other peoples. Should we all just get to listing our woes and take turns telling each other "Oh, poor baby, it's gonna be alright." ?

Pity-parties are pitiful. Save it for your shrink or life partner or best friend. If you want me to listen to your tales of woes then you either better be buying me alcohol or buying alcohol from me. If you ain't doing one of those two things (well, there is a third, but I'll keep it PG-13) then keep that waaa waaa waaa cry-baby crap in your pocket.

Yes, life's a bitch for some of us. A major bitch. What else is new? Suck it up. Do something about it. After you do what you can and if life is still a bitch then suck it up and live with it.

My life is not a bed of roses but if I felt an overwhelming need to piss-'n-moan about it to someone, the internet is not the place for it. Got a coupla quarters? Call someone who cares.

Edited to add:
Before anyones calls me a "Dick", I got you covered. I have quite large lettering on the back winder of my pick'em-up truck that says "PRICK". I also have a budgee-bird that can say "ploppy bottom". You have been warned!

Please don't try to out asshole me, that only makes me worse.