I'll be posting it sometime in the future, possibly on YouTube, but more likely on http://www.thetruthaboutgnomes.com.
While portrayed everywhere as the somewhat cute, chubby guys inhabiting gardens everywhere, my video will prove that gnomes are actually the leaders of an interstellar conspiracy known as "Project Intimidation: Xenomorphs Invading Earth" (or P.I.X.I.E for short).
They, along with their co-conspirators, Elves, Dwarves, and others, have been infiltrating Earth media, movies and books, so that they will be seen as cute and harmless.
My video proves different!
While portrayed everywhere as the somewhat cute, chubby guys inhabiting gardens everywhere, my video will prove that gnomes are actually the leaders of an interstellar conspiracy known as "Project Intimidation: Xenomorphs Invading Earth" (or P.I.X.I.E for short).
They, along with their co-conspirators, Elves, Dwarves, and others, have been infiltrating Earth media, movies and books, so that they will be seen as cute and harmless.
My video proves different!
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
