RE: LEGO Bible pulled from Sam's Clubs stores
November 27, 2011 at 7:41 pm
(This post was last modified: November 27, 2011 at 7:43 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Hahaha, well excuse me for being absolutely enthralled by the fact that a TV could be used for something other than watching Julia Childs on one of the three channels that came in on my households antenna. Amusingly this friendship began when a recent immigrant from Japan picked me out at random in the schoolyard to "You know english? You teach my son!". I never learned a word of japanese and he never spoke a word of english in the year or so I knew him, but we fucking annihilated Mario Bros together. Those lippy fucking ducks got it even worse.
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