Job

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So eternal paradise is being compared to a tootsie pop? Would if Johnny Depp wanted to punch you in the face and then give you a private Island? I don't know about you but I would be willing to endure that brief amount of suffering in exchange for such a rich reward.

Follow up question, have you ever been to the gym?

If Johnny Depp punched me id kick him in the nuts and tell him he can keep his island. I don't take bribes. no, I don't go to the Gym because Gyms are a scam. If you want to get fit go swimming.

Well I for one would let Mr. Depp kick me in the nuts for different reasons, but that's besides the point. Also, thank you for saying the first thing that I can actually agree with, yes swimming > lifting.