Job

[The Valkyrie]

How do vaccines work?

First, a satan worshiping doctor gets a needle, He then goes into a backroom where possessed babies are kept. He draws blood from said baby before killing it to appease Baphomet and to ensure the growth of Hells army.

He returns and injects you with the demon baby blood rife with sin, debauchery and evil works its way through your bloodstream. It overtakes your pure Christian blood cells in a miniature reenactment of the end of times. Eventually, the demon blood wins and creates 10 millimeter-sized clones of Astaroth. In turn, they cast an Eldritch barrier preventing covid from entering your body.

That's a carefully kept trade secret!

I'm sorry, but I've had to dispatch a death squad.