The existence of God

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 I showed you the laptop literally being assembled by human hands from scratch.

I already answered you : the found an assembled laptop in nature, disassembled it, then reassembled it in front of a camera. This directly means that your videos aren't evidence of anything.
And, parody aside, that's simply wrong. Almost very piece of the laptop is a highly sophisticated circuit board, assembling these pieces isn't assembling from scratch.

You showed me a CGI picture of an empty corridor without a sun even present. 

That's because they were still assembling the Sun. 

I know you're just bullshitting here because it's all you've got. But you could be better at it 

Parody arguments are routinely used in philosophy, it's not meant to mock anybody.