The existence of God

[Jehanne]

I used to work on factory floors making  pcbs and later in full board and component soldering?

That's your personal, religious experience of interacting with magical plants producing circuit boards. Not a valid argument. 

I get it, when people spend a long time hallucinating about factory floors, they start to think they're real. It's all made up, unfortunately, all of it.

Why not embrace Last Thurdayism (at least until tomorrow night) and be done with it:

Wikipedia -- Omphalos Hypothesis