(October 26, 2022 at 9:48 am)Mister Agenda Wrote: In Revelations we find out the serpent was Satan all along! So if Cain was his son, Cain would have been half angel.
Satan possesses a lizard, and while doing so he also does something or other with Mudpie Man and Rib Woman and pisses off God.
God therefore curses the lizard and takes away its legs.
Satan goes, "See ya, losers!"
The lizard goes, "What the hell, man?"