The world's first scientist

[LinuxGal]

God: "What did you just do?"

Eve: "You said the fruit was fatal within twenty-four hours."

God: "I did."

Eve: "But snake said the fruit was not immediately fatal.  In fact, he said it was brain food."

God: "That doesn't answer my question."

Eve: "Well, I had two competing claims, so I carried out an experiment to find out who was lying."

Adam: "If it makes any difference, sir, I helped."

God: "You what?"

Eve: "He also ate the fruit.  I told him I wanted to evaluate any sex-based differences."

God: "And what was the result?"

Eve: "It's brain food."