Poker

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Do you play?

• Strip poker: the more you lose, the more you have to show for it.
  
• Gay poker: queens are wild & straights don't count!
  
• God doesn't play dice with the universe! Its more like poker.
  
• "A type two phaser beats four aces." - Worf 
  
• Jihad Poker...lose a hand, lose a hand.
  

The Terry Pratchett version of #3:

‘God does not play dice with the Universe. He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody] to be involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won’t tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.’

Boru