"Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread

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Let's see...my cardiologist is Hindu, my PCP is Jewish, and the plastic surgeon I had when I had breast cancer is Christian.  Being in a pretty diverse area, I assume that the staff that has taken care of me has run the gamut of beliefs and non-beliefs.

Which God is in charge?  All of them, one of them, some of them?

Clearly, it's that vindictive, jealous being of uncertain sexuality in the Judeo-Xtian religion, and you'd better believe in it, or else!

Clearly is Neo talking out his ass.  Surely, there's a Holy Bibly verse to back it up.

We'll wait to find out.   It'll most likely be something we don't understand because we don't have the magic decoder ring that helps decode primitive goat herder to modern times.  Those are only given to the REAL Christians.