RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
March 22, 2023 at 10:41 pm
(This post was last modified: March 22, 2023 at 11:30 pm by The Valkyrie.)
(March 21, 2023 at 6:04 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:(March 21, 2023 at 9:19 am)Fake Messiah Wrote:
I know a person who is *very* proud of their PhD...in Theology...from an unaccredited Christian College.
Their dissertation was titled "Critical Thinking in the Bible". And they truly believes the bullshit in it.
When you talk to them, it becomes pretty apparent (quickly) that they've got some serious psychological issues,
and are clearly on some kind of heavy psychotropic drugs.
They, and their spouse (together) are "Christian Relationship Counselors". Yikes!
I feel sorry for them, and their delusions.
I'll have you all know, you judgmental bastards, that I happen to have a Ph.D in Theology from the University of Beccovia, which I may or may not have a 100% controlling interest in and may or may not be the only member of faculty.
Boru has a Ph.D from the same university. His is in, "The Spatial Harmonics of Kitchen Tongs in Deciphering Astrology Charts".
His dissertation went, "Give me a Ph.D or I'll publish those pictures!"
AWTY is nearly finished her Ph.D in "Using Crochet for Genocide and overthrowing State Governments".
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"