The Principle of Contingent Causation: The Impossibility of Infinite Regress.

[Bucky Ball]

a puddle of water turning into the mona lisa.

Logically possible, people depict this stuff all the time in cartoons.

heat moving through a vacuum.

Impossible under the constraint of physical laws, but not logically impossible. An all powerful agent can breaks these laws easily.

...gods

There is no plain logical contradiction in the traditional concept of God. Many ambitious attempts to bring out such contradictions in the history of philosophy, but nothing clinching so far.

Bwahahahahahaha
We do get that cartoons are your level, but dear, cartoons depict all kinds of things that are not real and not possible.
Perhaps you should re-study Bugs Bunny ... or is that too complex for you ?

There are all sorts of logical contradictions to traditional concepts of the gods. You just don't know about them, as you have no education.