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It's my B-Day Bitches!
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It's my B-Day Bitches!
That's right, another year has come and gone and I managed not to swallow any huge crayons or anything. Happy birthday to me! Imma dash off a few posts and then go spread banality and debauchery around the downtown area. Drinks are on me and keep your hands off the jukebox.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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It's my B-Day Bitches! - by The Grand Nudger - December 17, 2011 at 11:34 am
RE: It's my B-Day Bitches! - by Erinome - December 17, 2011 at 11:39 am
RE: It's my B-Day Bitches! - by 5thHorseman - December 17, 2011 at 11:41 am
RE: It's my B-Day Bitches! - by frankiej - December 17, 2011 at 11:42 am
RE: It's my B-Day Bitches! - by thesummerqueen - December 17, 2011 at 11:49 am
RE: It's my B-Day Bitches! - by Shell B - December 17, 2011 at 12:00 pm
RE: It's my B-Day Bitches! - by thesummerqueen - December 17, 2011 at 12:04 pm
RE: It's my B-Day Bitches! - by frankiej - December 17, 2011 at 12:06 pm
RE: It's my B-Day Bitches! - by Calmedady - December 17, 2011 at 12:05 pm
RE: It's my B-Day Bitches! - by Jackalope - December 17, 2011 at 2:50 pm
RE: It's my B-Day Bitches! - by Epimethean - December 17, 2011 at 2:56 pm
RE: It's my B-Day Bitches! - by The Grand Nudger - December 18, 2011 at 11:40 am
RE: It's my B-Day Bitches! - by Epimethean - December 18, 2011 at 12:03 pm
RE: It's my B-Day Bitches! - by Minimalist - December 18, 2011 at 12:24 pm
RE: It's my B-Day Bitches! - by KichigaiNeko - December 19, 2011 at 9:28 am
RE: It's my B-Day Bitches! - by Koldaramor - December 20, 2011 at 5:34 pm
RE: It's my B-Day Bitches! - by kılıç_mehmet - December 20, 2011 at 6:02 pm
RE: It's my B-Day Bitches! - by orogenicman - December 20, 2011 at 6:04 pm

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