What's Weird About Your Family?

[Mister Agenda]

My father had four wives (serial monogamist), my mother was the second. I used to be the oldest of eleven (me, a brother and sister, a half-brother and three half-sisters, and four step-brothers and sisters). Now I'm the oldest of six (my half-brother died and my second step-mother divorced my father, so I'm not really related to the steps anymore).