(December 17, 2011 at 10:53 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:(December 17, 2011 at 10:39 pm)helmespc Wrote:(December 17, 2011 at 8:11 pm)Ziploc Surprise Wrote:(December 17, 2011 at 8:06 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I noticed Jesus never showed up to help me fix my brakes, either.
I can tell you from experience that Jesus is a very unreliable creature at best, no matter how much money or devotion you give him.
Heh... he's like that irresponsible friend who is always asking for money... then blows it on something stupid and can't make his rent... so he comes asking for more.
Don't the Catholics give him sacramental wine or do they just drink it themselves.
Predictably, he dropped by later to see if I had any weed.
Don't the Catholics give him sacramental wine or do they just drink it themselves.
I have studied the Bible and the theology behind Christianity for many years. I have been to many churches. I have walked the depth and the breadth of the religion and, as a result of this, I have a lot of bullshit to scrape off the bottom of my shoes. ~Ziploc Surprise
