RE: It's my B-Day Bitches!
December 18, 2011 at 11:40 am
(This post was last modified: December 18, 2011 at 11:42 am by The Grand Nudger.)
(December 17, 2011 at 2:50 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Happy fucking birthday, bitch.
Oh - pro tip. The women are the ones with breasts on two legs. Don't go flirting with the ones on four, despite what the other guys might be doing.
There's no point flirting with the ones on all fours. The deal is sealed.
It was a good birthday. Went out to eat with the wife, caught a movie (left the kids at home), finally passed out about 4am.
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