Or possibly a finely tuned one? Still, at least you can retire in the belief that you argued against a nest of godless heathen and emerged victorious. As long as it makes you happy, that's the main thing.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
