Putting it in my mouth

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I tottered into the grocery store and was inspecting the filets mignon. One of the butchers came over and asked if I needed help. I told her that I was just looking. I wandered further into the meat isle and spotted some great-looking Porterhouse steaks.    Walking back past the meat counter, the same butcher asked me if she could help. I told her that I had found some nice Porterhouse steaks, and thank you. About an hour ago, my wife told me that I was cooking the chicken tonight (we usually eat chicken) because I threw the chicken she incinerated a few days ago in the trash. I ate enough burnt meat to shorten my lifetime as a kid, I don't have to eat it now. Now, all I have to do is totter out to the grille and back with those steaks without dropping them. Doors will be left open, as the tottering is minimized by using a cane. #ArthritisSucks

Maybe I can get boiled baby potatoes without scorching.

You're becoming long-winded. How old are you now?