Apparently, I (and evidently much of Hollywood) had an understanding of the DEFCON system that’s exactly backwards. DEFCON 5 is actually the lowest level of readiness the US military will allow itself. DEFCON 2 is basically Cuban Missile Crisis levels. And, evidently, DEFCON 1 would have to be about this level:
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.