RE: Elon Musk
September 21, 2024 at 12:35 pm
(This post was last modified: September 21, 2024 at 12:36 pm by Jackalope.)
(September 20, 2024 at 4:24 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Cards Against Humanity suing Elon Musk for $15 million
Seven years ago, 150,000 people paid us $15 to protect a pristine parcel of land on the US-Mexico border from racist billionaire Donald Trump's very stupid wall.
Unfortunately, an even richer, more racist billionaire⸺Elon Musk⸺snuck up on us from behind and completely fucked that land with gravel, tractors, and space garbage.
How did this happen? Elon Musk’s SpaceX was building some space thing nearby, and he figured he could just dump his shit all over our gorgeous plot of land without asking. After we caught him, SpaceX gave us a 12-hour ultimatum to accept a lowball offer for less than half our land’s value. We said, “Go fuck yourself, Elon Musk. We’ll see you in court.”
https://www.elonowesyou100dollars.com/
Hahaha, I am one of those 150,000 people. Pay up and get your shit off my land, Leon.