[Serious] How Do You Cope?

[Rev. Rye]

As a side note: the preferred way of dealing with JWs is to tell them "Hurry up. It's my birthday and my boyfriend and I are going to try on skinny jeans and give each other blood transfusions."

Also, making sure that, if there are any minors in the house, they stay far the fuck away, because the Jehovah's Witnesses have a pedophilia problem so severe that it makes the Catholics look like Chris Hansen.