Complaints and Grievances

[The Magic Pudding]

The fact that Hillary Clinton is not the president of the United States. Been thinking about it lately, and it really fucking bothers me.

The dude I'm seeing made fun of my skin color, saying I was too pale, and asked if I'd considered tanning beds. If I could tan, motherfucker, I would never in a million years fork over money to lay in a slow cooker to fit your standards for attractiveness. Barf. If you would rather screw a tan girl, then why do you keep calling the pale one back?

Hillary, I'm told she has big ankles. I don't know why this is important, I don't tend to pay much attention to ankles myself. Feet, they're OK but not something to get all fettishy about, not unless they are particularly clever.

Pale skin is sublime, tanned skin is nice but every season in the sun, every hour under unnatural light costs. Red haired woman, I don't have to name them they are striking. Blond women they look so good we have to call them dumb. Dark haired dark skinned women, I've seen them at the beach, they seem to glow. Dark haired pale skinned women, I suppose this is my preference but isn't diversity the most wonderful thing?

My current grievance would be with the force that pushes girls/woman to yearn to be something different than what they are.

I do have a grievance with the media that convinces millions Hillary is wrongness personified.