I will prove to you that God exists

[Sheldon]

1. Bricks are red
2. Apples are red.
3. Apples are sweet and delicious.

Those are objective facts. I've concluded that bricks are sweet and delicious.

This post exemplifies why atheists can't convince anyone (except themselves) we owe our existence to happenstance. So they resort to stupidity like this.

Well the tricky part is getting them to understand how irrational their arguments and beliefs are, but look who I am telling. I mean look at your response here, to an analogy that illustrates perfectly why your argument is not sound. Do even know what that means? I'd ask if you even care, but that seems to have answered itself long ago.