I will prove to you that God exists

[Sheldon]

It's time Drew understood that probability is a scientific theory, not a subjective opinion, and the "this seems to involve long odds, that I have subjectively decided aren't possible, so I am going to insert an unevidenced deity, using inexplicable magic, from an archaic superstition", argument, is never going to pass muster with the scientific world, or anyone citing rational objections.

I certainly wouldn't understand anything from you Sheldon. 

Ad hominem, and a straw man, well done. I did not create probability theory, so it's not "coming from me". 

You assert the universe and life is the result of mindless, lifeless natural forces that just had nothing better to do than to cause a universe with all the conditions for life to occur. 

I have never asserted this, and have stated repeatedly and unequivocally that I have never made any such claim, and yet you keep repeating this fallacious straw man lie, odd how you whine people don't want you on their debate forums, then lie relentlessly like this, it seems you are irony impaired, as well as lacking any integrity. Some self awareness on your part, and a lot less sulking, might help you understand why people don't care to have you "pissing in their pool", so to speak. 

Your only measure for rational objections is that you agree with them.

Another bare faced lie, and I invite everyone to note your straw man fallacy above, in this very post, I have underlined it since you are lying about them, and my motivation, and justification for pointing them out. Oh Drew,  you just can't stop stepping on your own dick, bless.