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The bible: pastors edition.
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RE: The bible: pastors edition.
(January 6, 2012 at 6:32 pm)veire Wrote: You will always be in need of a man and he will dominate you.

It's the dizzy-cow mentallity showing through, I'm afraid. You see, according to bible-bashers, Eve was easily led. She believed the devil's lies. And all the devil told her were just a couple of whoppas even infants still in nappies wouldn't have fallen for. When God saw what Eve had done he said: "I knew I shouldn't have created her a dumb blonde. Now look what's happened. How the hell am I gonna fix this mess? If she does something like that again, we're all screwed." So he told Adam to show her who wore the trousers (which God must have made for Adam out of something that no doubt was very green - all he had to work with was leaves). That didn't last long though. These days it's men who are under women's thumbs. Maybe woman's not so stupid after all. Clap
The interesting thing about Truth is that Truth is still Truth even if the devil speaks it. The interesting thing about Lies is that Lies are still Lies even if God speaks them.
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The bible: pastors edition. - by veire - January 6, 2012 at 6:32 pm
RE: The bible: pastors edition. - by 5thHorseman - January 6, 2012 at 6:43 pm
RE: The bible: pastors edition. - by Jackalope - January 6, 2012 at 8:37 pm
RE: The bible: pastors edition. - by Cyberman - January 6, 2012 at 9:02 pm
RE: The bible: pastors edition. - by Jackalope - January 6, 2012 at 9:36 pm
RE: The bible: pastors edition. - by KichigaiNeko - January 7, 2012 at 7:24 am
RE: The bible: pastors edition. - by Cyberman - January 7, 2012 at 6:05 pm
RE: The bible: pastors edition. - by Minimalist - January 7, 2012 at 6:21 pm
RE: The bible: pastors edition. - by JudgeDracoAmunRa - January 10, 2012 at 5:20 pm
RE: The bible: pastors edition. - by Doubting Thomas - January 11, 2012 at 7:17 pm
RE: The bible: pastors edition. - by Ziploc Surprise - January 12, 2012 at 7:09 pm

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